You Don't Mess with the Zohan

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)

Lather. Rinse. Save the world.

Release:2008
Runtime:1h 53m
Country:United States
Director:Dennis Dugan
Language:English

Keywords

New York CityIsraelPalestinian Israeli ConflictMossadMiddle EastHairdresserSecret IdentityLadykiller

You Don't Mess with the Zohan rating: IMDb, Rotten Tomatoes and Metacritic

IMDb5.6/10· 227K votes
Rotten Tomatoes37%
Metacritic54%
TMDb5.713/10· 4K votes

With 37% on Rotten Tomatoes, backed by 5.6/10 on IMDb and 54/100 on Metacritic, critical reception of this film has been modest.

About You Don't Mess with the Zohan

An Israeli counterterrorism soldier with a secretly fabulous ambition to become a Manhattan hairstylist. Zohan's desire runs so deep that he'll do anything -- including faking his own death and going head-to-head with an Arab cab driver -- to make his dreams come true.

Cast of You Don't Mess with the Zohan

  • Adam Sandler

    Adam Sandler

    as Zohan Dvir

  • Emmanuelle Chriqui

    Emmanuelle Chriqui

    as Dalia Hakbarah

  • John Turturro

    John Turturro

    as Fatoush 'The Phantom' Hakbarah

  • Nick Swardson

    Nick Swardson

    as Michael Klayman

  • Lainie Kazan

    Lainie Kazan

    as Gail Klayman

  • Rob Schneider

    Rob Schneider

    as Salim Yousfobdal

  • Kevin Nealon

    Kevin Nealon

    as Kevin

  • Mariah Carey

    Mariah Carey

    as Mariah Carey

  • Yamit Sol

    Yamit Sol

    as Dorit

  • Adria Tennor

    Adria Tennor

    as Kids' Salon Owner

  • Daoud Heidami

    Daoud Heidami

    as Nasi

  • Dave Matthews

    Dave Matthews

    as James T. O'Skanlon

You Don't Mess with the Zohan facts

Budget
$90M
Box office
$204.3M

Our take on You Don't Mess with the Zohan

Dennis Dugan's 2008 action comedy follows Zohan, an Israeli counterterrorism soldier hiding a secret dream that has nothing to do with combat: he longs to become a Manhattan hairstylist. His desire runs so deep that he fakes his own death to escape his old life and chase the salon career he craves, even squaring off with an Arab cab driver along the way. The film mines its absurd premise for broad, cartoonish gags, leaning into the gap between his lethal skills and his fondness for hairstyling. Best for viewers who enjoy silly, over-the-top comedy built on a single ridiculous idea and don't want subtlety.

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Audience opinions

What the audience liked

  • Energetic action choreography with comedic timing
  • Fish-out-of-water premise generates consistent laughs
  • Physical comedy landing better than dialogue jokes

What the audience disliked

  • Cultural stereotypes cloud the satirical intentions badly
  • Overlong runtime tests patience with repetitive sequences

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